Feature: Restless in R'yleh
by Oliver Buckram
Genre: Comedy Drabblecast Horror
Sunday, August 30th, 2015
Dear Doctor Saperstein,
I’m a 44-year-old librarian from Kansas and a loyal reader of askdoctorsaperstein.com. Last night, after a relaxing day spent gardening, binge-watching “America’s Got Talent,” and organizing my snowglobe collection, I had a nightmare. A hideous octopus-headed monster performed a ukulele solo on “America’s Got Talent,” then killed and ate Howard Stern. Afterwards, Heidi Klum chanted tunelessly in a harsh alien language (possibly German). When I woke up, I was filled with unspeakable dread and all the snow in my snowglobes was whirling around as if someone had shaken each one. What could it mean?
–Worried in Wichita
Produced by Adam Pracht
Episode Art: Greg Cravens
Read by: Trendane Sparks, Nick Camm, Amy Sturgis, Jacob Boris
Music by: Kevin Macleod
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