Feature: Delicate Parts
by Ao-Hui Lin
Genre: Comedy Drabblecast Strange
Friday, November 27th, 2015
Warning: Some sexual content and language
Earnest was in kindergarten when Jackie the Janitor got fired for “choking the chicken” in the girls’ bathroom. That phrase, along with his best friend Bradley Watson’s accompanying hand gestures, stuck in Earnest’s head so hard that whenever he looked at the thing between his legs, all he could see was a bald, pointed bird head, like the ones attached to the roast ducks hanging in the window of a Chinese restaurant.
Episode Art: Bo Kaier
Twabble: “When the emperor died, we were buried alive as a sacrifice. While the royals sob and mourn, we are learning to dig upward. ” by Auto_K
The truth may be out there, but lies are inside your head.