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Diagnostics

Posted: Wed Dec 23, 2009 12:37 am
by dreamrock
It had to be a malfunction. Every time the QR-33 reviewed any data on the man, its processor use suddenly spiked. QR wasn't sure what was being processed, but something big surely.

QR thought there might be a secret lock on the man's file, but several spider processes had been deployed to discern the state of the rogue processes.

The answers were ... pointless. Calculations about his symmetry or the way the light reflected in his eyes.

QR consulted a psycholobot once the other diagnostics had completed.

The diagnosis was absurd. QR simply couldn't be in love with him. Could it?

Re: Diagnostics

Posted: Wed Dec 23, 2009 12:39 am
by eric_marsh
:)

Re: Diagnostics

Posted: Wed Dec 23, 2009 12:44 am
by Phenopath
eric_marsh wrote::)
Yes, this is a nice drabble.

Re: Diagnostics

Posted: Wed Dec 23, 2009 12:46 am
by Phenopath
... you old softy dreamrock.

Re: Diagnostics

Posted: Wed Dec 23, 2009 12:59 am
by strawman
The quintessential nerd drabble.

Re: Diagnostics

Posted: Wed Dec 23, 2009 1:00 am
by dreamrock
Phenopath wrote:... you old softy dreamrock.
:o

Thanks!

Re: Diagnostics

Posted: Wed Dec 23, 2009 4:59 pm
by The PMS Avenger
Aaaahhhh, that's so sweet! I love it.

Re: Diagnostics

Posted: Wed Dec 23, 2009 11:27 pm
by themorg
just think in 6th grade you started having diagnostic equipment determining your love life...or a computer just fell in love with you...

love the drabble