All Will Bow Before Me

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All Will Bow Before Me

Post by munsi » Fri Jun 11, 2010 8:55 am

My newest superweapon is complete. At the flip of a switch, from safe within my bunker, I can unleash upon the world the greatest man-made disaster anyone’s ever seen.

I’ve hacked the pentagon and UN mainframes, and when the time’s right I’ll take control of their systems, to make my demands known.

The world will finally tremble before me. They’ll have no choice but to submit to my will.

It’s been two months since my weapon was complete, but I’ve yet to make the call.

I’m waiting for the Gulf to be cleaned up.

I don’t like to share focus.

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Re: All Will Bow Before Me

Post by strawman » Fri Jun 11, 2010 12:38 pm

Spoken like a true megalomaniac.
Never judge anyone until you have biopsied their brain.

"Be kind, for everyone is fighting a hard battle."
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Re: All Will Bow Before Me

Post by bell » Fri Jun 11, 2010 7:31 pm

Brilliant!
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What would have been written.
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If they hadn't died first.

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Re: All Will Bow Before Me

Post by Jmsbrtms » Sat Jun 12, 2010 12:36 pm

It's all in the timing.

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Re: All Will Bow Before Me

Post by munsi » Sat Jun 12, 2010 12:39 pm

i feel like i'll be waiting a looooong time, tho'

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Re: All Will Bow Before Me

Post by ROU Killing Time » Sat Jun 12, 2010 9:45 pm

I guess our only hope from Munsi's take over is to hope the gulf disaster never ends.

"Spill baby, Spill" bumper stickers anyone?
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Re: All Will Bow Before Me

Post by the guy in your head » Thu Jun 17, 2010 12:44 am

yes it will be a while before any megalomaniac gets the spotlight or really any 15 minutes of fame without sharing a block on CNN with warring Middle-Eastern countries and African genocides...

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Re: All Will Bow Before Me

Post by strawman » Thu Jun 17, 2010 3:45 am

The megalomaniac line at HLN's back door awaiting their turn on Nancy Grace has grown interminably long. The line is now manned mostly by professional place-holders, while the megalomaniacs have retired to their hotel rooms. The smart ones have signed leases and enrolled their children in local schools.
Never judge anyone until you have biopsied their brain.

"Be kind, for everyone is fighting a hard battle."
Known Some Call Is Air Am
Spoiler:
Non sum qualis eram = "I am not who I will be"

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Re: All Will Bow Before Me

Post by munsi » Thu Jun 17, 2010 7:10 am

strawman wrote:The megalomaniac line at HLN's back door awaiting their turn on Nancy Grace has grown interminably long. The line is now manned mostly by professional place-holders, while the megalomaniacs have retired to their hotel rooms. The smart ones have signed leases and enrolled their children in local schools.
...tho if they wanted to be on nancy grace THAT badly, they'd kidnap a pretty blond girl

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Re: All Will Bow Before Me

Post by strawman » Thu Jun 17, 2010 12:26 pm

Alas, the line for disappearing little blond girls is neverending.
Never judge anyone until you have biopsied their brain.

"Be kind, for everyone is fighting a hard battle."
Known Some Call Is Air Am
Spoiler:
Non sum qualis eram = "I am not who I will be"

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Re: All Will Bow Before Me

Post by noticen24 » Fri Jun 18, 2010 3:57 am

i like it :X

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