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Cannibal Ken

Posted: Sun Jun 20, 2010 9:31 am
by ZuSquared
Ken dashed past his mother, at the stove, and down the stairs to the basement. His haste might arouse suspicion but she could never see what was under his shirt. She'd never understand why he couldn't have normal tastes like her.

Unwrapping the contraband, lingeringly, he breathed in its aroma. One that would leave others, like his mother, heaving in the sink. Slowly he brought it to his lips...

"Ken!"

His mother, pan in hand, was at his door, face contorted with disgust.

"How could you eat an... Oreo?"

Boy Scout soup dripped on her shoes.

Re: Cannibal Ken

Posted: Sun Jun 20, 2010 9:46 pm
by Omino Pascal
Freaky. Reminds me of this picture: presents unwrapping people.

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Re: Cannibal Ken

Posted: Sun Jun 20, 2010 11:12 pm
by strawman
Hmmm...a picture worth a hundred words?

Re: Cannibal Ken

Posted: Tue Jun 22, 2010 9:31 pm
by LizPennies
Is it bad that when I originally read the title to this one I instantly wanted to rebut with BBQ Barbie?

Nice Drabble! :)

Re: Cannibal Ken

Posted: Wed Jun 23, 2010 6:26 am
by ZuSquared
LizPennies wrote:Is it bad that when I originally read the title to this one I instantly wanted to rebut with BBQ Barbie?

Nice Drabble! :)
BBQ Barbie sounds great. In fact Mattel, or whoever, should embark upon a range of "Alternative Lifestyle Barbies" with a cannibal themed dolly right there in the mix, somewhere.

It's bad that, for my 8 year son's school "Sandwich Making Contest", I had him make a sandwich in the shape of a skull with a side of salami zombie fingers complete with little red capsicum fingernails.

Re: Cannibal Ken

Posted: Wed Jun 23, 2010 12:23 pm
by strawman
Glad I saved this:
meatloaf-6.jpg
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Re: Cannibal Ken

Posted: Wed Jun 23, 2010 7:14 pm
by gustomaestro
I like the idea of 'salami zombie fingers'!

Re: Cannibal Ken

Posted: Wed Jun 23, 2010 8:41 pm
by LizPennies
Wow. I'm glad you saved it too, Strawman! Leftovers are underrated, I say.

Re: Cannibal Ken

Posted: Wed Jun 23, 2010 9:32 pm
by Phenopath
Ah, meatloaf... the food of kings.

Re: Cannibal Ken

Posted: Wed Jun 23, 2010 10:04 pm
by strawman
Phenopath wrote:... the food of kings.
Yes, I removed the royal ring, of course. Wouldn't want to chip a tooth. May I ask how you knew?