In one cage, the monkeys. The monkeys are delightful. They juggle and balance on balls, they wear adorable hats. And best of all, they genuinely like people. Should you want to shake their little monkey hands, you can, should you want a picture with them, feel free to take one.
In the other cage, the other monkeys. They’re not delightful.
The other monkeys, half starved, are agitated into a rage. They’re trained to fight with knives, and they hate human beings instinctively.
Also, they have rabies.
Tonight, the audience was good. Let loose the good monkeys.
Wow, thanks every one I asked Munsi for permission to read this one precisely because when I read it, I just KNEW how it should sound. I was delighted when I found circus music, and then double delighted when I found the correct monkey sounds. Apparently those are red monkeys you hear in the clip, while most other monkeys sound like birds. Pft! bird monkeys.
How else would you pronounce Munsi? haha! Mica = mee-ka but most people understandably want to pronounce it Micah (My-ka)
My husband loved the piece too and pimped it who-knows-where around the intarweb. It's just our kind of humor!