Morning Report

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Morning Report

Post by gustomaestro » Sun Jul 11, 2010 5:57 am

Transit-cits are advised to seek alternative routes through Poxtown and Canker City where yesterday’s Snort-screamer rampages have flared up again. The Authority warns domi-cits within a ten-mile radius of the hotspots to make preparations for helljelly and doom gas assaults. It apologises for any inconvenience.

In Squirmsville, Authority media spokes-cits say that the recent Trog-spawn raids on local edu-domes may have finally ceased. Whilst the liquidation process has been deemed effective it may be several days before mini-cits can return to the edu-prog. The Authority pledges to send more blood and trauma units to the zone.

Now for the weather…

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Re: Morning Report

Post by ZuSquared » Mon Jul 12, 2010 2:34 am

Justin Bieber hits town again?

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Re: Morning Report

Post by ROU Killing Time » Mon Jul 12, 2010 3:07 am

I like it. :) You aren't from Portland, Oregon are you?
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Re: Morning Report

Post by gustomaestro » Tue Jul 13, 2010 7:51 am

ZuSquared wrote:Justin Bieber hits town again?
Kid could use a whiff or two of doom gas, that's true!

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Re: Morning Report

Post by gustomaestro » Tue Jul 13, 2010 7:53 am

ROU Killing Time wrote:I like it. :) You aren't from Portland, Oregon are you?
Long, long, long way from. Almost the longest.

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Re: Morning Report

Post by strawman » Tue Jul 13, 2010 3:12 pm

It's time, perhaps, to post another invitation for folks to update their profile and add their gaia coordinates. Helps us to imagine the accents with which to read your words.

Or, in the case of Portland, to just nod our heads in tacit understanding.
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