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Morning Report

Posted: Sun Jul 11, 2010 5:57 am
by gustomaestro
Transit-cits are advised to seek alternative routes through Poxtown and Canker City where yesterday’s Snort-screamer rampages have flared up again. The Authority warns domi-cits within a ten-mile radius of the hotspots to make preparations for helljelly and doom gas assaults. It apologises for any inconvenience.

In Squirmsville, Authority media spokes-cits say that the recent Trog-spawn raids on local edu-domes may have finally ceased. Whilst the liquidation process has been deemed effective it may be several days before mini-cits can return to the edu-prog. The Authority pledges to send more blood and trauma units to the zone.

Now for the weather…

Re: Morning Report

Posted: Mon Jul 12, 2010 2:34 am
by ZuSquared
Justin Bieber hits town again?

Re: Morning Report

Posted: Mon Jul 12, 2010 3:07 am
by ROU Killing Time
I like it. :) You aren't from Portland, Oregon are you?

Re: Morning Report

Posted: Tue Jul 13, 2010 7:51 am
by gustomaestro
ZuSquared wrote:Justin Bieber hits town again?
Kid could use a whiff or two of doom gas, that's true!

Re: Morning Report

Posted: Tue Jul 13, 2010 7:53 am
by gustomaestro
ROU Killing Time wrote:I like it. :) You aren't from Portland, Oregon are you?
Long, long, long way from. Almost the longest.

Re: Morning Report

Posted: Tue Jul 13, 2010 3:12 pm
by strawman
It's time, perhaps, to post another invitation for folks to update their profile and add their gaia coordinates. Helps us to imagine the accents with which to read your words.

Or, in the case of Portland, to just nod our heads in tacit understanding.