Chickens Got Religion

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Chickens Got Religion

Post by F5iver » Wed Aug 11, 2010 4:08 pm

George pulled back the curtain just enough to see who had knocked. He shot back a look at Phyllis. "It's the damned chickens again. Turn off the television."
"Sir!" a voice came from behind the door, "Please, we have some important news for you!"
George peeled his lips back from his teeth and hissed. "We know all about your damned chicken religion. Go away!" Phyllis and George listened to the muffled conversation between the two chickens.
"If you please, sir, this isn't about religion."
Phyllis looked down and George sighed. "What, then?"
"We've come to warn you about.... The ducks."

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Re: Chickens Got Religion

Post by mrsmica » Thu Aug 12, 2010 5:31 am

lol!

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