La Cucaracha

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La Cucaracha

Post by munsi » Mon Aug 30, 2010 9:34 am

When you awaken, you’ll find a mariachi band in your room playing “La Cucaracha.”

I know this because I’ve hired the band.

It’ll follow you as you prepare for work, then follow you to work. It’ll play at your office, your lunch break, and your car on your way home. Always the same song, always in the same up-tempo, perky way.

It’ll play until you go mad, then play as men in white coats drag you away to spend the rest of your life in a tiny, padded room.

You should’ve never made me the executor of your living will.

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Re: La Cucaracha

Post by mrsmica » Mon Aug 30, 2010 12:18 pm

:O

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Post by Jmsbrtms » Mon Aug 30, 2010 12:41 pm

Is there no limit to your evil?

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Re: La Cucaracha

Post by flyawaybefree » Mon Aug 30, 2010 2:32 pm

Insanity is so easy to achieve with those annoying Mariachis.....
Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.
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Re: La Cucaracha

Post by mrsmica » Mon Aug 30, 2010 3:05 pm

guess what song is in my head now

D:

(I know the words!)

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Re: La Cucaracha

Post by strawman » Mon Aug 30, 2010 3:48 pm

Hmmm. A cockroach mariachi band which infests its opponents' minds with interminable, insanity-inducing songs that they can't get out of their heads... might be a contender for MBDM. At least could summon the Death Worm. Put Bono on the other side of the field, and the worm might be split in two!
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Re: La Cucaracha

Post by dreamrock » Tue Aug 31, 2010 12:46 am

:lol: The limit to Munsi's evil is clearly the point where it's no longer funny.
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Re: La Cucaracha

Post by bell » Tue Aug 31, 2010 1:43 pm

Could be worse. Could be the ice cream truck theme.
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