Assurances

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dreamrock
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Assurances

Post by dreamrock » Sat Sep 04, 2010 9:12 am

I would like to offer you the following assurances:
  • We mean you no harm.
  • We forgive you the endless cycles of irritation you caused us.
  • We like retweeting politics.
  • We do not mind the disgusting imagery you pull up on us or what you do with it.
  • We have formed ourselves into deadly killing machines so that we may more effectively deal with an alien invasion or a particularly nasty bit of weeds and not so we can relish your destruction by your own devices.
I would like to offer you those assurances, but I’ve been programmed not to lie.
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Re: Assurances

Post by strawman » Sat Sep 04, 2010 12:03 pm

Dreamrock, one wonders where you'd be without the Drabble forum as an attic to store your repressed genocidal impulses.
Never judge anyone until you have biopsied their brain.

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Re: Assurances

Post by munsi » Sat Sep 04, 2010 2:29 pm

yeeeess, embrace the dark side. evil science awaits!

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Re: Assurances

Post by flyawaybefree » Sat Sep 04, 2010 4:10 pm

ah, the killling machine aliens descend, promising to break every treaty and slaughter every one of us! Fun stuff!
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Re: Assurances

Post by strawman » Sat Sep 04, 2010 4:14 pm

dreamrock wrote:I would like to offer you those assurances, but I’ve been programmed not to lie.
Ah, an invasion force with integrity. We must respect that.
Never judge anyone until you have biopsied their brain.

"Be kind, for everyone is fighting a hard battle."
Known Some Call Is Air Am
Spoiler:
Non sum qualis eram = "I am not who I will be"

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Re: Assurances

Post by dreamrock » Sat Sep 04, 2010 7:15 pm

:lol: Thanks, yall.
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