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Posted: Mon Sep 01, 2008 7:36 am
by LajesticVantrashellofLob
Alone in a frigid room, a coroner sews up the day’s last corpse. Cause of death: suffocation. He rolls the corpse back into the drawer and finally leaves the dreadful room.

“Honey, what’s for dinner?” he shouts upon getting home. His wife runs into the living room to greet him, and her resulting scream can be heard for blocks around.

His skin is pale, bloated, and his blue in places from lack of oxygen. Bone-white maggots crawl over his dead body, eating his various fleshy tissues.

“Damn it, sweetie, you really need to stop bringing your work home with you.”

Posted: Mon Sep 01, 2008 7:37 am
by LajesticVantrashellofLob
Yes, I know how horrible that was, but I couldn't resist posting it :) It needs work, I know... Suggestions?