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munsi
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Post by munsi » Fri Sep 17, 2010 9:53 am

The toughest part was grave robbery.

This fact may not surprise you.

It’s true, nonetheless. Digging up a grave’s hard work, and in the middle of the night you can’t see what you’re doing. Plus, the caretaker patrols every few hours. Avoiding him was perhaps the toughest part.

But I managed, and got the coffin out of the ground, into the van, and back to my place. It’s in my room as we speak. No idea where I’ll ditch the coffin, but I’d consider the process worthwhile.

They say every closet has a skeleton.

And now, finally, mine does too.

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Re: Skeleton

Post by Jmsbrtms » Fri Sep 17, 2010 12:51 pm

Didn't see that coming. I was expecting a Ray Harryhausen ending.

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Post by flyawaybefree » Fri Sep 17, 2010 2:19 pm

Ah, fulfilling common sayings... lots of fun. I'm vividly reminded of that graverobbing bit in young Frankenstein.
Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.
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Post by Scattercat » Sat Sep 18, 2010 12:39 am

Somebody never heard of Amazon.

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Post by strawman » Sat Sep 18, 2010 12:58 am

Why pay $305 plus S&H, when they're throwing away perfectly good ones in cemeteries?
It's called smart shopping, my friend.

Do you realize how many sets of MBDM cards $305 will get you? 15 and change!
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Post by uncre8d1 » Sun Sep 19, 2010 2:21 am

I prefer to fill the house with the skeletons of MBDM losers, but maybe that's just me.
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