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The Gangster and the Toyota

Posted: Sun Oct 03, 2010 9:38 am
by Phenopath
When Mrs Edith Bobkin took her car to the garage she was as surprised as anyone when the brutalised corpse of crime lord Derrick 'Knuckles' Pearce was found in the boot. The police were called, and everybody sat down with a nice cup of tea to get over the shock.

When he arrived Detective Stone took one look at the confused old lady in the office and asked a constable to drive her home.

The Masked Avenger turned to the burly mechanic sat beside her.

"Excuse me dear, have you seen my glasses? At my age one becomes rather forgetful..."

Re: The Gangster and the Toyota

Posted: Sun Oct 03, 2010 5:42 pm
by dreamrock
:lol: Very nice. Very nice indeed. :D

Re: The Gangster and the Toyota

Posted: Thu Oct 07, 2010 2:33 pm
by flyawaybefree
I love old ladies that fight crime in their spare time!

Re: The Gangster and the Toyota

Posted: Tue Feb 08, 2011 8:58 am
by Phenopath
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