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Siren

Posted: Thu Oct 07, 2010 3:30 pm
by CLP
A man lays dead, face down in a bowl of cream of mushroom soup.

“No signs of a struggle, probably a heart attack,” says Detective Murphy.

“Maybe,” says O’brien, “Or maybe it’s one of them evil soup sirens, from the tabloids, that lures eaters to their soupy deaths with its soupy song.”

“Don’t be ridiculous.”

The heavenly aroma draws them to the pot on the stove. The surface flickers and flutters enticingly. They absently pour themselves bowls. It’s so creamy, so mushroomy.

“Come.” The soup sings, “Join me.”

The loving warmth of the soup embraces them, it is pure joy.

Re: Siren

Posted: Thu Oct 07, 2010 10:29 pm
by munsi
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, evil soup. that's gotta be tasty soup :D

Re: Siren

Posted: Thu Oct 07, 2010 10:40 pm
by Phenopath
Bwahahaha

Re: Siren

Posted: Fri Oct 08, 2010 6:06 am
by flyawaybefree
I'm having soup as I read this... suddenly I don't really want it anymore...

Re: Siren

Posted: Tue Oct 19, 2010 10:41 pm
by Rish Outfield
Pardon my Bronx, but this story was friggin' great.

Re: Siren

Posted: Wed Oct 20, 2010 2:09 am
by cdugger
I am soooo recording this one! Tonight!

Re: Siren

Posted: Wed Oct 20, 2010 3:10 pm
by CLP
Thanks everyone. Glad you all enjoyed this one. it is my wife's favorite.

Re: Siren

Posted: Fri Oct 29, 2010 12:34 am
by cdugger
My read is up.

I gotta tell you, this one was a blast to read. It's almost as much fun to listen to. The story is hilarious! Great job, CLP!

Re: Siren

Posted: Fri Oct 29, 2010 2:50 am
by ROU Killing Time
flyawaybefree wrote:I'm having soup as I read this... suddenly I don't really want it anymore...
Oh yes, you do. Oh yes, you do...

Re: Siren

Posted: Fri Oct 29, 2010 1:27 pm
by CLP
cdugger wrote:My read is up.

I gotta tell you, this one was a blast to read. It's almost as much fun to listen to. The story is hilarious! Great job, CLP!
Thanks. The read was awsome! I enjoyed hearing it.