First Contact

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Ben Hathaway
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First Contact

Post by Ben Hathaway » Mon Nov 29, 2010 8:08 pm

First Contact

“All stop. Hail the creature”
“Sir, there’s too much interference.”
“Contact! Hull breach in deck five.”
“Red alert. Security! Any response to our hails?”
“No sir. I… would have mentioned it.”
“Do we have tactical?”
“No sir. The interference. Remember?”
“Excuse me ensign?!”
“That’s ok, we’re used to it.”
“Ensign!”
“This is engineering. I have to agree with the ensign; you ask stupid bloody questions..”
“Crew! We are at RED ALERT…”
“Oh! Red Alert is it? Maybe the klaxon will scare the monster away?”
“ENOUGH!...... Where is it now?”

“Well… "
"Sir… "
"It’s been a pleasure serving with you.“

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Re: First Contact

Post by strawman » Mon Nov 29, 2010 11:32 pm

This is why snarky attitudes are rare in survivors of basic training.
Never judge anyone until you have biopsied their brain.

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Re: First Contact

Post by zcarter80 » Tue Nov 30, 2010 2:44 am

too bad the ensign was a red shirt. . . so sad.
If I wrote it you can read it unless you sound like Fran Drescher.

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