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Fall Feast

Posted: Mon Nov 10, 2008 6:39 pm
by Kevin Anderson
Fall Feast
For a hundred generations they waited for the messiah. When she finally arrived her genetically engineered size was commanding. Forming them into platoons, she taught them to hold ranks, and attack in waves; thrusting deadly talons at the enemy’s weak spot – the eyes.

When the butchers arrived to begin the annual slaughter, she assembled her troops at the gates, marching them with military precision. They held positions, waiting for the messiah’s signal - the signal that would start a revolution. This year they would not go gently. This year no human would be thankful. This year the turkeys would feast.

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Yeah, I know that was stupid.

But, in an end of days smack down, which would prevail?

The Quack Apocalypse vs. Gobble Armageddon



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Posted: Mon Nov 10, 2008 7:23 pm
by tastycakes
awesome!

Posted: Tue Nov 11, 2008 8:38 pm
by Goldenrat
Cool!

Posted: Tue Nov 11, 2008 10:09 pm
by strawman
Nojay,
The worst of it is the bag of organs up the wazoo.

Posted: Tue Nov 11, 2008 11:31 pm
by Mr. Tweedy
Hmm...

While I appreciate the enthusiasm of the artwork, I can't help but wonder why the turkeys cooked and mashed their potatoes before the meal but are waiting until the last second to prepare their meat.

Posted: Wed Nov 12, 2008 1:25 am
by Kevin Anderson
Mr. Tweedy wrote:Hmm...

While I appreciate the enthusiasm of the artwork, I can't help but wonder why the turkeys cooked and mashed their potatoes before the meal but are waiting until the last second to prepare their meat.
I just assumed they wanted their meat as fresh as possible, organic, natural, free-range humans.

What struck me as odd about the artwork was, why do the males all look like mobsters.

So which would take mankind down faster, Quack-apocalypse or Gabble-a-geddon? They both seem pretty fowl to me.

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