Nothing At All

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Travelin Corpse Feet
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Nothing At All

Post by Travelin Corpse Feet » Thu Feb 03, 2011 6:31 pm

“It didn’t work,” said the first genie as he entered the room, tossing aside a badly bent and bloodstained bronze lamp. It hit the floor like a bell.
“What do you mean it didn’t work,” shouted the second, “it’s the exact opposite! You should have three wishes now!”
The first genie merely looked at the second one, shaking its head. “I’m telling you, I tried it three times. Same result each time.”
“What happened, exactly?”
“Just a lot of blood and screaming. You can try and stuff one of them in yourself but all they do is complain and die.”
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Re: Nothing At All

Post by JeffJ » Fri Feb 04, 2011 4:35 pm

Love it!

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Re: Nothing At All

Post by Hatching Phoenix » Fri Feb 04, 2011 4:39 pm

Nice!
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Re: Nothing At All

Post by mrsmica » Fri Feb 04, 2011 5:15 pm

Awesome

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Re: Nothing At All

Post by zcarter80 » Sun Feb 06, 2011 5:45 am

hilarious!!
If I wrote it you can read it unless you sound like Fran Drescher.

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