"Sir, you presume too much. Begone!" He swirled his bathrobe at me.
I sighed. "Jax, man..."
"King Jacksonia, Duke of Pineville and Protector of South Charlotte!"
"You're hallucinating, dude."
"Guards! Remove this wastrel."
"Okay, fine. I'm leaving. But I'm calling tomorrow and bringing you some help." I headed for the door.
Jackson laughed, waving his toilet-brush scepter. "No, not too roughly. He was once a friend. And now, let the joust begin!"
I closed the door and shrugged. My arms tingled with the touch of gauntleted hands. I was absolutely certain I did not hear anything like a whinny inside.
Bum's Rush
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Scattercat
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Re: Bum's Rush
Great until the last sentence. Over my head.
Never judge anyone until you have biopsied their brain.
"Be kind, for everyone is fighting a hard battle."
Known Some Call Is Air Am
"Be kind, for everyone is fighting a hard battle."
Known Some Call Is Air Am
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Rish Outfield
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Re: Bum's Rush
Shoot, another delightful drabble from you, sir. I hate to say it, but I must record this one as well. It's beyond my control.
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Scattercat
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Re: Bum's Rush
freakin nice. i could actually see the exchange. i gotta hear this one read, just waiting on Rish.
If I wrote it you can read it unless you sound like Fran Drescher.
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