Crisis of Competence

[Travelin Corpse Feet]

A new crisis was upon us now that the world’s supply of reason had been utterly spent. And there was only one man brilliant enough to save us. I arrived in Doctor Manfred’s office to discuss the issue, only to find him kneeling on a desk chair, careening through the office like madman. An assistant was standing in the center of the room, spanking the doctor with a duck whenever he chanced to pass by.

“Doctor!” I cried. “What do we do? What do we do?”

“You idiot!” he yelled. “Can’t you see we’re trying everything we can think of?”

[Farseeker]

I can say without a doubt that I have never before read the phrase "spanking [...] with a duck". That alone is precious.

[dreamrock]

I can say without a doubt that I have never before read the phrase "spanking [...] with a duck". That alone is precious.

Agreed. My pineal gland (not nearly as dirty as it sounds ... it's in the brain) throbs appreciatively.

[strawman]

May duckspanking come to mind whenever you are at wits end.

[Travelin Corpse Feet]

Come now. We've all been duck spanking before. It's a perfectly natural behavior that we all experience as a part of growing up. Particularly if you live close to ponds.

[tbaker2500]

Dribbled.
http://www.dribblecast.org/2011/05/08/dribblecast-126-crisis-of-competence/

[Travelin Corpse Feet]

When I wrote it, I loved it.

About a day after I'd posted it here? I hated it.

Then I heard the dribble and I loved it again. Thanks Tbaker!

[tbaker2500]

It was remarkably hard to find a good duck quack. I still didn't. I wanted the equivalent of cleaning the cat like a rug in Quest for the Holy Grail.
Fun anyway. And remember people, if there are stories you want read, post a link in the Fan Cast thread under "Podcasts".