Things you did as a kid

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Althalas
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Things you did as a kid

Post by Althalas » Fri Oct 21, 2011 4:02 am

When he looked up he was looking at what could only be the devil. “Welcome to hell, Robert.” the devil said calmly.

“Why am I here!” Robert yelled, I lived a perfect life!”

The devil pulled out a piece of paper and examined it. “I can see here you have. Church attendance is perfect, you gave to charity, 3 children, and you never cheated on your wife, or had premarital sex.”

“Exactly!” said Robert, “There has been a mistake.”

"According to this, you sold your soul to a friend for his transformer. He sold it to me, for various favors….."
Real men swing for 2.

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Re: Things you did as a kid

Post by strawman » Fri Oct 21, 2011 11:41 am

That little bastard!
Never judge anyone until you have biopsied their brain.

"Be kind, for everyone is fighting a hard battle."
Known Some Call Is Air Am
Spoiler:
Non sum qualis eram = "I am not who I will be"

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