Traffic Court

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Rish Outfield
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Traffic Court

Post by Rish Outfield » Tue Nov 15, 2011 7:53 am

Danny went to traffic court. His coworkers insisted that if the ticketing officer didn't show, the case got thrown out. Would a cop go to court over a speeding ticket?
A gambling man, Danny sat in the crowded courtroom, waiting his turn.
Unfortunately, the case immediately before his was a 17th Century witchcraft trial.
"How plead you, Goody Chidester?" the judge asked.
"Guilty, I be!" she laughed. "I did engage in witchery, blasphemy, and carnal knowledge . . . with that man there!"
Danny realized the lunatic was pointing at him.
"Place him in irons!" the magistrate demanded.
"I'll pay the ticket!" Danny exclaimed.

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Re: Traffic Court

Post by swamp » Sat Nov 26, 2011 6:04 pm

Hil-aarrr-i-ous!!

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Re: Traffic Court

Post by tbaker2500 » Thu Dec 01, 2011 4:30 am

It's amazing who you see in court.
You're my quasi-ichthian angel, you're my half-amphibian queen...

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