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Who Pushes the Paper Pushers?

Posted: Thu Jan 12, 2012 5:48 pm
by JeffJ
The paper-pusher didn’t even bother to make eye-contact.

If someone asked him, two minutes from now, what I looked like he wouldn’t have a clue! Asshole.

Yes, I filled out the form; it’s right here. Yes, I have 3 pieces of I.D.

Yes, I’m really having fun looking at the side of your head.

Big mole… Nicked himself shaving… and missed a spot…


Sign this. Initial that.

Speaking of shaving, how about giving that ear-hair a go, eh?

As my gaze moved from the tuft of ear-hair to the ear canal, I realized there had been eye-contact the whole time.

Re: Who Pushes the Paper Pushers?

Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2012 12:52 am
by Dr. Ew
Ha! You really DO live in Ontario!
lol - that was great

Re: Who Pushes the Paper Pushers?

Posted: Sun Jan 15, 2012 1:35 pm
by mrsmica
AAAH!!!