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In the End

Posted: Wed Feb 01, 2012 7:55 pm
by Lone Mopper
Tom sat at the counter while the controversy swirled around him,
“Emissaries” “Marauders” “Warlords” “Raiders” “Real Estate Agents” the shouts filled the room,
What’s up? Tom asked Becky the waitress
Debating another alien abduction, Becky replied.
More sheep from Ernie’s? Tom asked.
No, now they took Ernie she said with a nod to the man standing in the corner, oddly shifting from one foot to the other.
Staring at Ernie, Tom cleared his throat and announced.
“They are looking for our political leaders”
What makes you so sure? Asked Becky.
Why else would each abduction start with an anal probe?


(my alien contribution) :mrgreen:

Re: In the End

Posted: Wed Feb 01, 2012 8:24 pm
by ROU Killing Time
Hah. Cheap shot. love it.

Re: In the End

Posted: Wed Feb 01, 2012 10:30 pm
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
Needs paragraph breaks. But, yes, that was amusing.

Re: In the End

Posted: Thu Feb 02, 2012 8:07 am
by Lone Mopper
Not really a cheap shot, I am a political agnostic

Think of how much better things would be around here if all of our politicians were routinely rounded up by aliens and taken to their home planet Probus for a few months. Anytime they got out of line we could threaten them with sending travel brochures to the aliens or free nights at a Holiday Inn Express coupons.

Re: In the End

Posted: Thu Feb 02, 2012 8:49 am
by ROU Killing Time
Lone Mopper wrote:Not really a cheap shot, I am a political agnostic

Think of how much better things would be around here if all of our politicians were routinely rounded up by aliens and taken to their home planet Probus for a few months. Anytime they got out of line we could threaten them with sending travel brochures to the aliens or free nights at a Holiday Inn Express coupons.
That may be the very reason some of our politicians ran for office in the first place.