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how to deal

Post by uncre8d1 » Thu Mar 01, 2012 4:24 pm

I always scream upon opening my underwear drawer. I feign terror when I come home to a tidy house, and if there's a hot dinner on the table I hide in my bed (at least until the food cools a bit). A clean car gets a fainting spell, while a trimmed lawn merits a fake heart attack.

Anything can be addressed with proper planning, and a haunted house is no exception - especially when the ghosts in question are as thick as this lot.
"Oh, I'd be truly petrified if these dishes were cleaned and put away in the morning."
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Post by eric_marsh » Thu Mar 01, 2012 4:42 pm

like!
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Re: how to deal

Post by bell » Thu Mar 01, 2012 7:57 pm

Like! A lot!
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Post by uncre8d1 » Thu Mar 01, 2012 8:03 pm

Thanks! I had the idea while watching 'The Woman in Black.' I figured reverse psychology might be useful in a haunting.
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Post by Dolohov » Fri Mar 02, 2012 4:02 pm

That's fantastic.

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Post by Scattercat » Tue Mar 06, 2012 3:01 am

It'd get a little wearing on the old vocal cords, though...

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Re: how to deal

Post by admiralsunshine » Tue Mar 06, 2012 4:49 am

Well done, sir! This merits a movie about a useful haunting, if you ask me. It'd probably be a romantic comedy, but that can't be helped. I'd watch it anyway
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