Shenanigans in the Kitchen (Couples and Parenting theme)

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Shenanigans in the Kitchen (Couples and Parenting theme)

Post by swamp » Fri Mar 09, 2012 1:19 am

Shenanigans in the Kitchen

“So how did you meet?”

“A chance encounter.” replied Fork. “Typically we’re on opposite sides of the plate. I was often alone…well, unless there was salad.”

“Count yourself lucky, darling,” said Spoon. “I had to listen to Knife drone on about his Swiss ancestors.”

“Yes, I’d heard enough in The Sink—that ‘s usually where we all meet up after dinner.”

Spoon interrupted. “One night, someone placed me in the wrong compartment.”

“He was shy at first. We lay there together all night.”

“And now there is a new utensil in the drawer?”

“Yes.”

“What is its name?”

“Little Spork.”

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Re: Shenanigans in the Kitchen (Couples and Parenting theme)

Post by Christi » Fri Mar 09, 2012 9:37 am

thats what you get for forking around!!!
Um ... so there was a "fetus in the kitchen, in the silverware drawer.."?

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Re: Shenanigans in the Kitchen (Couples and Parenting theme)

Post by admiralsunshine » Tue Mar 13, 2012 4:40 pm

Christi wrote:thats what you get for forking around!!!
Um ... so there was a "fetus in the kitchen, in the silverware drawer.."?
I see what you did there
On both counts! :P
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Re: Shenanigans in the Kitchen (Couples and Parenting theme)

Post by swamp » Tue Mar 20, 2012 6:48 pm

Christi wrote:Um ... so there was a "fetus in the kitchen, in the silverware drawer.."?
:lol: Ha! Now that's funny. I totally forgot about that song! Maybe I should change the title in honor of Norm. For those not familiar:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-K3Om5HAFTY

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