Wag the Finger

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Travelin Corpse Feet
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Wag the Finger

Post by Travelin Corpse Feet » Thu May 03, 2012 1:04 am

After many furtive years spent perfecting my formula in the garden shed, my work had finally born fruit: every last person on earth now thought that they were some sort of machine.

“Well well well,” my wife said, standing in the middle of our front yard and looking to where I stood staring at her from the open doorway. She shook her head back and forth. “Tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk,” she said as she rotated her head once more to the left, spraying spittle in a circle around herself, dampening the ceramic gnomes on the lush green lawn.
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Re: Wag the Finger

Post by ROU Killing Time » Thu May 03, 2012 1:29 am

And what kind of machine did you end up thinking YOU were? (You SAID every last man and woman...) ;-)
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Re: Wag the Finger

Post by ROU Killing Time » Thu May 03, 2012 1:34 am

ROU Killing Time wrote:And what kind of machine did you end up thinking YOU were? (You SAID every last man and woman...) ;-)
Nvm, the answer is obvious. You're a video-camera.
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