Small Thongs Matter

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Travelin Corpse Feet
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Small Thongs Matter

Post by Travelin Corpse Feet » Thu May 03, 2012 1:21 am

((Isn't it funny how something as small as a single latter can matter? Apologies in advance to Loren Eaton.))

"What’s this couch have to do with my job evaluation?" Phyllis asked.

Marv smiled. "Something wrong?"

"Well..."

"Louder, please."

"Let's see." She pointed out the buttprint on the arm rest, the condom between the cushions, the ashes from the cigarettes of his formerly pretty secretary. And more. Fraying nerves concealed behind blush and lipstick and lingerie. Old vibrators moldering behind the couch. Things Marv never could've seen.

"Anything else?" he said. "Size does matter."

Phyllis stared. Reflected in his left eye was a dwarf in a tiny thong in the next room, who winked at her.

"I quit," she said.
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Re: Small Thongs Matter

Post by ROU Killing Time » Thu May 03, 2012 1:27 am

Thit wus fanny.
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