The Scientist's Revenge

[Ballistic Muffin]

Two scientists walk into a bar.
The first scientist says: “I’ll have a glass of H2O.”
The second scientist says “I’ll have a glass of water too. Wait, why did you say H2O? Like, I know it’s the chemical formula for water and all, but it’s the end of the day and there’s really no need to intentionally over-complicate things like that in a situation outside of work”
The first scientist stares at his drink, angry that his assassination plan has failed. He takes a sip, and immediately begins to foam at the mouth. He then dies in immense pain.

[secretnude]

Two Scientists walk into a bar since it was not very far from a DARPA research station from which one of them is stationed.

While the other scientist came from the orient to gather US military secrets by disorienting a friendly US scientist relaxing with a glass of gin and also a real virgin geek and a bit of a freak.

While drunk all manner of classified secrets leaked and more in exchange for sex, what a hex on national defence, such a offence!

And soon his security clearance is revoked, as the NSA invoked a cellular tap, a trap!