Great Old One Witnesses [Lovecraft themed]

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Great Old One Witnesses [Lovecraft themed]

Post by Mikes » Wed Jun 13, 2012 5:52 am

‘Hello, sir! Is something missing from your life this fine morning?’

‘No, nothing.’

‘Ah but you’d be amazed how much you never knew you missed not knowing Great Cthulhu.’

‘I don’t have time – what?’

‘Great Cthulhu.. I assure you, he has time for you.’

‘Kf…?’

‘Cthulhu, sir. With a Cth. The question should be how you could make time for him, and his thousand young. Many of whom have human form, just like yours.’

He couldn’t quite decide what was wrong with that sentence, but he left with a leaflet called “Acolyting and You” and an underlying feeling of dread.
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Re: Great Old One Witnesses [Lovecraft themed]

Post by strawman » Wed Jun 13, 2012 12:09 pm

Correction:
"underlying feeling of dread TM"
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