No Survivors

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No Survivors

Post by Mr. Tweedy » Sun Sep 23, 2012 10:40 pm

The survivors huddled in the flickering light as the zombies clawed at the single door.

“You’ll never get my brain!” the first survivor shouted.

“Brain?” questioned the second.

“Yeah. Everyone knows brains are their favorite.”

“Nonsense!” protested the third. “Zombies don’t eat brains. It’s intestines they like.”

“You’re all wrong,” said the fourth. “Zombies don’t eat. They just want to kill.”

“My father was a zombie hunter, and he said they eat intestines.”

“How could something that’s dead eat? Are you saying zombies poop?”

“My father–”

“Knew nothing!”

When the zombies finally broke down the door, they found no survivors.
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Re: No Survivors

Post by ROU Killing Time » Mon Sep 24, 2012 2:44 am

Good to see you around these here parts, Tweeds.

Like the Drabble, (regardless of whether the zombie hordes represent liberals, conservatives, or presbyterians...) ;-)
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Re: No Survivors

Post by Mr. Tweedy » Mon Sep 24, 2012 9:04 pm

It doesn't matter who the zombies are. What matters is how the survivors behave.
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Re: No Survivors

Post by ROU Killing Time » Wed Sep 26, 2012 2:45 am

Mr. Tweedy wrote:It doesn't matter who the zombies are. What matters is how the survivors behave.
Word.
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Re: No Survivors

Post by munsi » Thu Sep 27, 2012 12:53 am

Exactly what I want in a Zombie Fic! Good one.

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Re: No Survivors

Post by PhineasQP » Sat Oct 27, 2012 9:43 pm

This elicited a good chuckle from me. Good shtuff! :)
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