House Rules (possibly family obligations)

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House Rules (possibly family obligations)

Post by JMiriah » Fri Nov 30, 2012 5:34 am

“Stop. Where are you going?”

“Out.”

“Not until we talk about what happened last night.”

“What’s to talk about? I babysat. We played Candyland. Joey was asleep by eight o’clock.”

“We agreed you could move back in on the condition you don’t have anyone over. Not without our permission.”

“My friends came over after Joey was asleep. He didn’t see anything.”

“At least you were using condoms. I can’t even believe we’re related!”

“Pfft! You’re such a prude since you married Paul.”

“Our house. Our rules.”

“Fine!”

“Momma? I heard shouting.”

“It’s okay Joey. Your grandmother was just going out.”
“It’s what you do with it that counts.” But, one look at his twabble convinced her. A double entendre’s size does matter.

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Re: House Rules (possibly family obligations)

Post by JMiriah » Fri Nov 30, 2012 5:52 am

Hopefully this is not considered too "adult".
“It’s what you do with it that counts.” But, one look at his twabble convinced her. A double entendre’s size does matter.

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Re: House Rules (possibly family obligations)

Post by strawman » Fri Nov 30, 2012 1:04 pm

JMiriah wrote:Hopefully this is not considered too "adult".
The meanings of 'Adult' and 'Mature' are devolving, are they not?
Never judge anyone until you have biopsied their brain.

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Re: House Rules (possibly family obligations)

Post by ROU Killing Time » Fri Nov 30, 2012 4:30 pm

strawman wrote:
JMiriah wrote:Hopefully this is not considered too "adult".
The meanings of 'Adult' and 'Mature' are devolving, are they not?
Q: Are we not men?
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Re: House Rules (possibly family obligations)

Post by JMiriah » Fri Nov 30, 2012 5:21 pm

Some of us are women. But it's nice to have Something for Everybody
“It’s what you do with it that counts.” But, one look at his twabble convinced her. A double entendre’s size does matter.

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