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Deer Santa (Holiday Theme)

Posted: Tue Dec 04, 2012 1:19 am
by PhineasQP
Deer Santa,

I shure hope you find this note before you go back up the chimny.

I no I diserved the cole you gave me last year, and the year before that to. And I bet you brung more cole for me this year to cus I no I wasnt no better this time around.

Speshially if you count what happened to the cat.
And the other cat.
And my sister.

But anyway I think you might want to leave me a nice doll house if you want the annidote for what was in the milk and cookys.

Sinserely,
Nancy

Re: Deer Santa (Holiday Theme)

Posted: Tue Dec 04, 2012 11:48 am
by strawman
:)
Billy wanted a bike for Christmas so bad he couldn't sleep. He suspected he hadn't been good. Mama said he wasn't a good boy.

So Billy crept downstairs and knelt at the cozy creche in the living room. "Baby Jesus", Bobby prayed."I know I coulda been better this year. But if you'll get me that bike, I promise I'll be really good for the rest of the year."

As Billy went back to bed, he tossed and turned. He had never been "really good", and he knew Jesus had really high standards. And also probably already knew he wasn't telling the truth.

So Billy got back up and crept downstairs again. Taking the Baby Jesus from his manger, back upstairs, under his pillow, then back down to the living room, he knelt and folded his hands in prayer.

"Mary, if you ever want to see your son again..."

Re: Deer Santa (Holiday Theme)

Posted: Fri Dec 07, 2012 7:24 pm
by purplemur
This really disappointed me. I was expecting a story about the big red and white reindeer that brings toys to all the good little girl and boy reindeer around the world, pulled in his sleigh by eight fat little men.

Try harder, Phin. :mrgreen:


@Strawman: :lol:

Re: Deer Santa (Holiday Theme)

Posted: Fri Dec 07, 2012 9:43 pm
by PhineasQP
purplemur wrote:This really disappointed me. I was expecting a story about the big red and white reindeer that brings toys to all the good little girl and boy reindeer around the world, pulled in his sleigh by eight fat little men.
I see your point, and I can sympathize. I recently watched Mr. Holland's Opus for the first time and was disappointed to find that at no time during this otherwise fine movie was Richard Dreyfuss' character revealed to be a cartoon penguin.

:(

Re: Deer Santa (Holiday Theme)

Posted: Fri Dec 07, 2012 10:31 pm
by purplemur
PhineasQP wrote:
I see your point, and I can sympathize. I recently watched Mr. Holland's Opus for the first time and was disappointed to find that at no time during this otherwise fine movie was Richard Dreyfuss' character revealed to be a cartoon penguin.

:(
Ppppbbbbth! :P