Rude.

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Rude.

Post by purplemur » Thu Dec 13, 2012 4:49 am

After a terribly painful attempt at excretion, I gave up, vowing to visit a doctor, when I felt something sharp, wedged in my ample cleavage. I fished it out and stared wonderingly at the small iridescent scale on my fingertip. A cramp seized my belly and I doubled over in pain.
A loud pounding at the door was followed with, “C’mon bro! You aren’t the only one livin’ here, you know!”
“Just leave me alone!” I screamed at him.
“Dude, what crawled up your butt?”
“I don’t know,” my reply came out in a whimpering sob, “I just. Don’t. Know.”

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Re: Rude.

Post by basilgodevenos » Thu Dec 13, 2012 6:48 pm

So I saw this: :evil: after your story, and immediately took it for the thing that crawled up the narrator's butt. Upon mouse-over, I saw that it was "Evil or Very Mad".

"Arrrrrgh!!! I'm so angry I could crawl up a butt!!!"
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Re: Rude.

Post by purplemur » Thu Dec 13, 2012 6:50 pm

basilgodevenos wrote:"Arrrrrgh!!! I'm so angry I could crawl up a butt!!!"
I don't LOL very often, but I did when I read this. Thanks! :lol:
"I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be." -Dirk Gently (Douglas Adams, R.I.P.)

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Re: Rude.

Post by basilgodevenos » Thu Dec 13, 2012 6:55 pm

No sweat. :)
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