An Unexpected Disaster (There Goes The Neighborhood)

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An Unexpected Disaster (There Goes The Neighborhood)

Post by Thebizarrestranger » Tue Jan 15, 2013 5:59 am

An Unexpected Disaster
I must admit, I didn’t expect it to turn out like this. I mean, the small fires on the streets were completely unexpected. Not to mention the minor flooding. Oh, yes, the air was filled with the most horrific screams of women, children, and men alike. You see, I didn’t expect small fires on the streets; I expected entire states engulfed in flames! I didn’t expect minor flooding; I expected huge tsunamis and scores of flash floods! But, (sigh) I guess world domination is a hard thing to accomplish. That plan didn’t and won’t work. Yet. Maybe state by state…
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Re: An Unexpected Disaster (There Goes The Neighborhood)

Post by Thebizarrestranger » Wed Jan 16, 2013 12:49 am

Any type of relevant feedback would be greatly appreciated!
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Re: An Unexpected Disaster (There Goes The Neighborhood)

Post by strawman » Thu Jan 17, 2013 7:44 pm

You mean Hurricane Sandy was intended to be as bad as Al Gore and the Weather Channel said it would be?
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Re: An Unexpected Disaster (There Goes The Neighborhood)

Post by PhineasQP » Sat Jan 19, 2013 4:28 pm

I liked the inversion of my expectations. Are you a supervillain?
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Re: An Unexpected Disaster (There Goes The Neighborhood)

Post by Thebizarrestranger » Sat Jan 19, 2013 9:05 pm

Only a mad scientist who spent a whole semester on learning maniacal laughter. You didn't know they taught that in schools, did you? Mwahahaha.
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