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An Unexpected Disaster (There Goes The Neighborhood)

Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2013 5:59 am
by Thebizarrestranger
An Unexpected Disaster
I must admit, I didn’t expect it to turn out like this. I mean, the small fires on the streets were completely unexpected. Not to mention the minor flooding. Oh, yes, the air was filled with the most horrific screams of women, children, and men alike. You see, I didn’t expect small fires on the streets; I expected entire states engulfed in flames! I didn’t expect minor flooding; I expected huge tsunamis and scores of flash floods! But, (sigh) I guess world domination is a hard thing to accomplish. That plan didn’t and won’t work. Yet. Maybe state by state…

Re: An Unexpected Disaster (There Goes The Neighborhood)

Posted: Wed Jan 16, 2013 12:49 am
by Thebizarrestranger
Any type of relevant feedback would be greatly appreciated!

Re: An Unexpected Disaster (There Goes The Neighborhood)

Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2013 7:44 pm
by strawman
You mean Hurricane Sandy was intended to be as bad as Al Gore and the Weather Channel said it would be?
Ah, you are Global Warming.

Re: An Unexpected Disaster (There Goes The Neighborhood)

Posted: Sat Jan 19, 2013 4:28 pm
by PhineasQP
I liked the inversion of my expectations. Are you a supervillain?

Re: An Unexpected Disaster (There Goes The Neighborhood)

Posted: Sat Jan 19, 2013 9:05 pm
by Thebizarrestranger
Only a mad scientist who spent a whole semester on learning maniacal laughter. You didn't know they taught that in schools, did you? Mwahahaha.