Her Desire (Communication Breakdown)

[Suomy Nona]

“I want it all” she whispered seductively.

Her eye stalks, which were an unusual shiny copper with gold specks, looked longingly into mine.

I imagined climbing over the counter and pressing against this perfectly beautiful stranger while her reptilian beak softly explored me.

She raised her eye ridges suggestively and quickly darted her eye stalks down. I followed her ocular instructions and there, screaming to be touched, was a heaven of bountiful pleasure.

My scales lubricated as I reached out for her offered treasures.

“No, Dipshit!” she yelled as she raised her gun,

“I want everything in the cash drawer!”

[Algernon Sydney is Dead]

“I want everything in the cash drawer!”

Don't they all... Don't they all.

[Scattercat]

Honestly, those drawers are pretty small. I don't think they're both going to fit.

[Suomy Nona]

“I want it all” she whispered seductively.

Her eye stalks, which were an unusual shiny copper with gold specks, looked longingly into mine.

I imagined climbing over the counter and pressing against this perfectly beautiful stranger while her reptilian beak softly explored me.

She raised her eye ridges suggestively and quickly darted her eye stalks down. I followed her ocular instructions and there, screaming to be touched, was a heaven of bountiful pleasure.

My scales lubricated as I reached out for her offered treasures.

“No, Dipshit!” she yelled as she raised her gun,

“I want everything in the cash drawer!”

[Suomy Nona]

Sorry... was just reading through some of my old posts to see the dumb things I said in the past. I thought this one needed additional commas. I meant to edit but accidentally hit the quote. Again, sorry.

[El Barto]

Brilliant! Nicely done.

[Volga2112]

Yeah, thanks for doing a mistake, it unearthed your great story for us newcomers to see.

[Suomy Nona]

Well, thank you. I'm really good at making mistakes... I don't even have to try.

This was based on a true story, but to protect the people involved I changed everything except 4 words.