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Literally

Posted: Sun Feb 03, 2013 4:20 am
by Scattercat
What is going on?” Harris thundered. He shouted in surprise at the flash of lightning that came concurrently.

“Stop using said-bookisms,” Julie hissed. She sagged a bit as she began to deflate, and clamped a hand over her nose to stem the flow. The hissing stopped.

“I just don’t understand,” Harris fumed. He and Julie both began to cough as smoke filled the small room. Harris kept fuming until Julie threw her drink on him, after which he merely smoldered.

“The parser is broken,” Julie explained. “You can’t get too creative with your vocabulary.”

“What!?” Harris exploded.

“Ew,” said Julie.

Re: Literally

Posted: Sun Feb 03, 2013 4:24 am
by ROU Killing Time
Wonderful.

That drabble really blew me awayyyyyyaaaiiiiiieeeeeee...............

Re: Literally

Posted: Sun Feb 03, 2013 4:28 am
by LizPennies
Ha! Nicely done.

I was just making fun of a someone on my facebook feed for using the word incorrectly, saying his horoscope literally said his week was going to suck. I asked him if his horoscope literally said that, or if it said the week was literally going to suck, because either way I'd be impressed. .....he literally didn't get what I was teasing him about.

Re: Literally

Posted: Sun Feb 03, 2013 2:17 pm
by strawman
"Awesome", said Strawman, awedly.

Re: Literally

Posted: Sun Feb 03, 2013 4:27 pm
by ROU Killing Time
strawman wrote:"Awesome", said Strawman, awedly.
"The road to Hell is paved with adverbs." ... Stephen King

Re: Literally

Posted: Sun Feb 03, 2013 5:50 pm
by PhineasQP
Really enjoyed this one!

Re: Literally

Posted: Sun Feb 03, 2013 9:20 pm
by strawman
ROU Killing Time wrote:
strawman wrote:"Awesome", said Strawman, awedly.
"The road to Hell is paved with adverbs." ... Stephen King
This one's a hybrid. Call it a homonymverb.

Re: Literally

Posted: Mon Feb 04, 2013 10:10 am
by ROU Killing Time
strawman wrote:
ROU Killing Time wrote:
strawman wrote:"Awesome", said Strawman, awedly.
"The road to Hell is paved with adverbs." ... Stephen King
This one's a hybrid. Call it a homonymverb.
Dear Lord, they are mutating!

Re: Literally

Posted: Mon Feb 04, 2013 8:57 pm
by strawman
Let's call the new child litterature, shall we?