Welcome To Franklin

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Suomy Nona
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Welcome To Franklin

Post by Suomy Nona » Thu Apr 04, 2013 11:05 am

As I exited Wal-Mart, I smelled her immediately. She was dirty and misused with an odor only a corpse could own.

While I watched her, she dropped a piece of paper and ran down the parking lot examining the back ends of the parked cars. She looked around, dropped to her knees, and began licking the license plate.

I could only stare as she stood back up and moved to the front of the vehicle to lick the front plate.

I reached down and picked up the paper she discarded.

It read “before drugs man’s are Dale on roll sevens.”

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Re: Welcome To Franklin

Post by Suomy Nona » Thu Apr 04, 2013 11:09 am

What?... It doesn't make sense? You mean I can't just string a hundred words together and call it a drabble?

Fine.. I'll try to salvage this drabble.

OK. We'll Scooby-doo it... but only if you take your clothes off.

Are you disrobed?

Great, but I warn you - WTF is still stupid.

Every other word of the note starting with the second.

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strawman
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Re: Welcome To Franklin

Post by strawman » Thu Apr 04, 2013 2:52 pm

Not as good as, "You don't think I wished for a 12" pianist, do you?"
Never judge anyone until you have biopsied their brain.

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Non sum qualis eram = "I am not who I will be"

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Re: Welcome To Franklin

Post by DoctorBanzai » Fri Apr 05, 2013 1:02 am

Yes. That's the answer.

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chemistryguy
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Re: Welcome To Franklin

Post by chemistryguy » Fri Apr 05, 2013 2:12 pm

Ummmmm....hmmmmmm...errrrrr

You had me at "licking the license plates, lost me with the note.

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