Cannibalistic angst (April theme)

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Cannibalistic angst (April theme)

Post by chemistryguy » Thu Apr 11, 2013 7:16 pm

A plate of crispy, fried Jennifer sat untouched in front of me, while everyone else at the table ate with wild abandon. Lips smacked and a loud, meaty belch that could be felt as well as smelled erupted to my right.

Looking over at Uncle Trent, I was unsurprised to see a fingernail stuck within the tangles of his beard. I spared myself the expense of hearing how he was “saving it for later,” by refusing to mention it. Not that anyone listens to me.

Aunt Linda was fastidiously picking hair from her teeth.

God, I detest family get togethers.

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