Don't Eat That--A fictionalized account of an actual event.

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Don't Eat That--A fictionalized account of an actual event.

Post by DoctorBanzai » Sat Apr 13, 2013 11:38 pm

“What are you eating?” I asked Jolene, looking at the heap of food laid out before her in the carryout tray.

“Poutine,” she answered around a mouthful of the mess.

“And what,” I asked. “Is this Poo-Teen you speak of? It looks revolting.”

“Oh, it’s delicious,” she was full of glee, a drooly mess of gravy on her chin. “It’s fries covered in gravy and cheese. It’s the best. So unhealthy, but soooo good. Want some?”

“No!” I shrank back from her. “I can’t eat that.”

“Health kick?”

“Nope. Just can’t eat anything with the word ‘poo’ in the name.”

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Post by PhineasQP » Sun Apr 14, 2013 12:12 am

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Post by ROU Killing Time » Sun Apr 14, 2013 2:17 am

The Pu-Pu Platter always gives me pause.
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Post by strawman » Sun Apr 14, 2013 12:10 pm

No, it gives you paws.
What did you think the PuPu platter was, ROU?
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Re: Don't Eat That--A fictionalized account of an actual eve

Post by chemistryguy » Mon Apr 15, 2013 5:56 pm

But of course.


I tried it for the first time this last summer. It's like a side dish with serious identity issues.

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