Don't Eat That--A fictionalized account of an actual event.

DoctorBanzai · Post by **DoctorBanzai** » Sat Apr 13, 2013 11:38 pm

“What are you eating?” I asked Jolene, looking at the heap of food laid out before her in the carryout tray.

“Poutine,” she answered around a mouthful of the mess.

“And what,” I asked. “Is this Poo-Teen you speak of? It looks revolting.”

“Oh, it’s delicious,” she was full of glee, a drooly mess of gravy on her chin. “It’s fries covered in gravy and cheese. It’s the best. So unhealthy, but soooo good. Want some?”

“No!” I shrank back from her. “I can’t eat that.”

“Health kick?”

“Nope. Just can’t eat anything with the word ‘poo’ in the name.”

PhineasQP · Post by **PhineasQP** » Sun Apr 14, 2013 12:12 am

ROU Killing Time · Post by **ROU Killing Time** » Sun Apr 14, 2013 2:17 am

The Pu-Pu Platter always gives me pause.

strawman · Post by **strawman** » Sun Apr 14, 2013 12:10 pm

No, it gives you paws.
What did you think the PuPu platter was, ROU?

chemistryguy · Post by **chemistryguy** » Mon Apr 15, 2013 5:56 pm

But of course.

I tried it for the first time this last summer. It's like a side dish with serious identity issues.

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