The Cut-Up

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PhineasQP
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The Cut-Up

Post by PhineasQP » Sun Apr 14, 2013 12:10 am

They refer to me in the papers as The Cut-Up. I don't mind. I carve that name into the bodies of my subjects in pretty, exaggerated cursive. They wonder about my strange methods; why the whimsical signature? Why do I vacuum-pack each victim in plastic? And why on Earth do I always remove the liver? I'm amused by their confusion, waiting for them to catch on.

Shhhh, quiet now, stop struggling. Try to enjoy the humor of the situation. You're part of a very funny joke.
You see, tomorrow they will find your body. Signed, sealed and delivered.
I'm Phineas Q. Picklefeather, and I approve this message.

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Re: The Cut-Up

Post by strawman » Sun Apr 14, 2013 12:22 pm

Now, you're just the Stevland Hardaway Judkins Killer.
But then, you will be a star!
You'll be the Stevie Wonder Killer.

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Never judge anyone until you have biopsied their brain.

"Be kind, for everyone is fighting a hard battle."
Known Some Call Is Air Am
Spoiler:
Non sum qualis eram = "I am not who I will be"

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Re: The Cut-Up

Post by chemistryguy » Mon Apr 15, 2013 6:00 pm

Once again, proof that humor is subjective.

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Re: The Cut-Up

Post by strawman » Mon Apr 15, 2013 9:23 pm

Killer pun!
Never judge anyone until you have biopsied their brain.

"Be kind, for everyone is fighting a hard battle."
Known Some Call Is Air Am
Spoiler:
Non sum qualis eram = "I am not who I will be"

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