Cownibalism

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DoctorBanzai
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Cownibalism

Post by DoctorBanzai » Wed Apr 24, 2013 1:23 am

Adam turned from the window, a smile on his face, and opened his arms wide enough to encompass the whole room.

“So you see,” he said, excitement in his voice. “By feeding all the cows beef, we give them the taste of it, thus making them have cannibalistic tendencies. Once this is complete, we sell the stock to other farms where, if all goes well, our cows eat theirs, leaving only bones.”

“To what end?” asked the investor.

“Why, in order to control the whole beef industry, of course,” Adam replied. “With only our cows left, we corner the market.”

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Re: Cownibalism

Post by strawman » Wed Apr 24, 2013 1:45 am

Silly wabbit.
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Re: Cownibalism

Post by chemistryguy » Wed Apr 24, 2013 7:55 pm

And you end up with beef-enriched beef. Tasty.

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Re: Cownibalism

Post by strawman » Wed Apr 24, 2013 11:04 pm

I hadn't thought of that aspect. Who the hell wants grass or corn fed beef when you could have beef fed beef? It's like double chocolate. Plus the cow chips would make good scrapple!
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