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Special Delivery Service (No Trespassing Sign theme)

Posted: Tue May 28, 2013 5:43 am
by Mikes
Mark was a postman. A good postman. He was one of the lucky kids, knowing what he wanted to be when he was an adult. He didn’t waste his time with college, instead signing up straight from school with the Royal Mail and got to work.

In 20 years he really had thought he’d seen everything. Men answering the doorbell naked. Humorously wrapped alarm clocks, complete with protruding wires and ‘ACME BOMB CO.’ stickers. Chihuahuas with name tags saying ‘KILLER’. So he didn’t think twice before opening the gate with the ‘BEWARE, TURTLES’ sign. He really wasn’t ready for Donatello.

Re: Special Delivery Service (No Trespassing Sign theme)

Posted: Tue May 28, 2013 2:20 pm
by Varda
Hilarious! I really love this one. Perfect, Mikes!

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Posted: Tue May 28, 2013 4:18 pm
by chemistryguy
Give me pizza or die

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Posted: Tue May 28, 2013 9:32 pm
by Mikes
Thanks guys :D

Re: Special Delivery Service (No Trespassing Sign theme)

Posted: Sat Sep 27, 2014 2:26 am
by tibbi
This was very cool. So cool, I produced a dribblecast of it. :)
http://www.dribblecast.org/2014/07/14/d ... y-service/

Hope you like it. :)

Re: Special Delivery Service (No Trespassing Sign theme)

Posted: Sat Sep 27, 2014 11:23 am
by SpareInch
I can't help thinking though, that we shouldn't call the British postal service Royal Mail any more. Now that it's been sold off, shouldn't it be Pleb Mail?

Or possibly Peasant Post?

Re: Special Delivery Service (No Trespassing Sign theme)

Posted: Thu Oct 02, 2014 1:54 am
by Mikes
Ha! That was awesome, thank you, Tibbi! It's a such a nice feeling that you liked it enough to take the time :D

Re: Special Delivery Service (No Trespassing Sign theme)

Posted: Thu Oct 02, 2014 11:15 am
by strawman
SpareInch wrote:I can't help thinking though, that we shouldn't call the British postal service Royal Mail any more. Now that it's been sold off, shouldn't it be Pleb Mail?

Or possibly Peasant Post?
The only conceivable justification for putting up with a monarch is so you can brand things "Royal". If a person is a royal pain in the ass, it should be the king's job to do something about it.

Do ya'll give a princess royal jelly to make her a queen?

Re: Special Delivery Service (No Trespassing Sign theme)

Posted: Thu Oct 02, 2014 11:36 am
by Mikes
The Royal Pain in the Arse was once a highly respected position in court.

Althought in all seriousness the Groom of the Stool was a man who, in Henry VIII's court, was the person in charge of wiping the king's bottom, and was a highly saught after positin as he was one of the only people who had alone time with the king.

I bring this up as it's always bothered me as to the position..... I mean, was he changed on his back with legs in the air like a baby?

Re: Special Delivery Service (No Trespassing Sign theme)

Posted: Thu Oct 02, 2014 12:56 pm
by SpareInch
strawman wrote:Do ya'll give a princess royal jelly to make her a queen?

No, we give her Prince William.

DUH! :P