Keep OFF the Grass! (Or Else) - No Trespassing Sign Theme

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Keep OFF the Grass! (Or Else) - No Trespassing Sign Theme

Post by MonsieurMoustache » Sun Jun 09, 2013 6:44 am

Old Man Whittaker’s yard was likea photoshopped garden magazine. But like most storybook things, it had guardians: a sign marked KEEP OFF THE GRASS, and Whittaker himself.

In other words, the perfect target. Unzipping his fly, Jimmy stepped from sidewalk to sod. Right on cue, Whittaker began banging at the window. Deciding the lawn looked thirsty, the boy opened fire as Whittaker pointed and screamed.

Jimmy never saw the lawn coming.

Next day, Whittaker saw that his warning now faced his prison. On the flipside, written in Jimmy, the sign now read :

PLEEZ 2 FROLIQ ON FREENDLEE LAUN !


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Thanks to Pages, I had an incorrect word count for this. It is now fixed. Thanks for the feedback everyone!

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Re: Keep OFF the Grass! (Or Else) - No Trespassing Theme

Post by Varda » Sun Jun 09, 2013 12:19 pm

Ahahahaha! Love it -- well done! Nice touch with "written in Jimmy".
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Re: Keep OFF the Grass! (Or Else) - No Trespassing Theme

Post by MonsieurMoustache » Tue Jun 11, 2013 3:50 pm

Varda wrote:Ahahahaha! Love it -- well done! Nice touch with "written in Jimmy".
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