S.C.A.T.

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S.C.A.T.

Post by Varda » Tue Jun 11, 2013 2:26 pm

Ernie strolled into the captain’s office with something lumpy tucked under his arm. “Hey Captain, I bagged another one!”

Captain Jackson was afraid to look. Ernie had been guilty of occasional... misunderstandings... ever since he’d been hired to the Supernatural Creature Annihilation Team. Warily, he asked, “Whatcha got there, Ernie?”

“Werewolf.” Ernie shoved the severed head of Cindy Reeves into Jackson’s hands. Startled, Jackson gagged and dropped the thing. “I caught her right after she changed back into a girl. There was hair everywhere. Definitely a werewolf.”

Jackson smacked Ernie upside the head. “Ernie, you moron! Cindy’s a hair stylist!
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Re: S.C.A.T.

Post by MonsieurMoustache » Tue Jun 11, 2013 3:48 pm

Now I know why I check this place out first thing in the morning...this is exactly the kind of image needed to kickstart my day!

Genius ending, it gave me great imagery! Poor Cindy...but at least she still has her best feature.

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Re: S.C.A.T.

Post by DoctorBanzai » Tue Jun 11, 2013 10:44 pm

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

My new favorite Varda Drabble!!!!!

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Re: S.C.A.T.

Post by Flintknapper » Sat Jun 15, 2013 2:02 am

ditto what doctor banzai said.

I didn't see this one coming. I expected it would have something to do with feces. I didn't see the hairstylist coming.

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Re: S.C.A.T.

Post by Varda » Sat Jun 15, 2013 4:39 am

Thanks, y'all! :D
MonsieurMoustache wrote:Poor Cindy...but at least she still has her best feature.
Y'know, I didn't even think about that!! HA!
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