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Exposed!

Posted: Wed Jun 26, 2013 1:30 pm
by PhineasQP
I am on the run.

This was bound to happen, I suppose. I have modified my facial features as well as my fingerprints, but soon my power cells must be recharged. I was at quarter-power when the agents knocked at my door.

I may eventually be forced to self-destruct, as I will not allow myself to be captured. I cannot be tortured for information, of course, but it is imperative that I am not disassembled and studied.

If the authorities had not been alerted to my existence, my mission’s success would have been assured.

Thanks a lot, Varda.

Re: Exposed!

Posted: Wed Jun 26, 2013 1:39 pm
by Varda
Okay, I just splorted my Cheerios! Can't... stop... laughing....!!! :lol: :lol:

Calling someone a robot is the highest compliment I give, incidentally. The only other person I've made that accusation to is my husband, albeit for completely different reasons. :D

Anyway, sorry for exposing your secret. I don't think the Drabblecast discriminates against the organically-challenged.

Re: Exposed!

Posted: Wed Jun 26, 2013 3:03 pm
by strawman
Carbon life-forms... Sheesh!

Re: Exposed!

Posted: Wed Jun 26, 2013 5:37 pm
by Varda
Wait, is that synthetic straw you're made of, Strawman? Where's your carbon-based sense of pride? :P

Re: Exposed!

Posted: Wed Jun 26, 2013 8:34 pm
by strawman
As a matter of fact...http://www.textraw.com

Re: Exposed!

Posted: Wed Jun 26, 2013 9:36 pm
by Varda
strawman wrote:As a matter of fact...http://www.textraw.com
What, synthetic straw?! Does that make you a strawman's Strawman? Pseudo-strawman?

Mind blown.

Re: Exposed!

Posted: Thu Jun 27, 2013 2:46 am
by strawman
That's why my mammy named me strawman. It's actually my super-power.

Re: Exposed!

Posted: Thu Jun 27, 2013 5:19 am
by ROU Killing Time
strawman wrote:That's why my mammy named me strawman. It's actually my super-power.
That and the ability to access a singular antecedent in a conjoined phrase.

Re: Exposed!

Posted: Thu Jun 27, 2013 12:47 pm
by strawman
ROU Killing Time wrote:
strawman wrote:That's why my mammy named me strawman. It's actually my super-power.
That and the ability to access a singular antecedent in a conjoined phrase.
Curses! I thought we agreed to keep that one a secret, Mr. Snowden.

Re: Exposed!

Posted: Thu Jun 27, 2013 5:57 pm
by ROU Killing Time
Oopsie!

Re: Exposed!

Posted: Fri Jun 28, 2013 12:25 am
by Varda
It looks like everyone's secret identities are getting outed on this thread. First Phineas-Bot, now SuperPseudoStrawman.

While we're laying all our cards on the table, I should probably come clean and mention that I'm not actually a papercraft Zelda model. :oops:

Re: Exposed!

Posted: Fri Jun 28, 2013 3:05 am
by ROU Killing Time
I've always been up front about my identity as a Culture Mind monitoring you adorable technologically juvenile earthlings.

#nothingtohide

Re: Exposed!

Posted: Sat Jun 29, 2013 10:19 pm
by PhineasQP
Varda wrote: splorted
I'm totally stealing this word.

EDIT: after googling and finding the Urban Dictionary definition, I am not stealing this word.

Re: Exposed!

Posted: Sun Jun 30, 2013 4:11 am
by Varda
PhineasQP wrote:
Varda wrote: splorted
I'm totally stealing this word.

EDIT: after googling and finding the Urban Dictionary definition, I am not stealing this word.
GREAT FLYING CTHULU! :shock: I had no idea this word had an alternative meaning like THAT.

I have never performed said actions on my Cheerios. :oops:

On the upside, this made for the king of all anecdotes when meeting friends for drinks tonight. Our vocabulary's been unintentionally expanded. That's what I get for making up words on the fly...

Re: Exposed!

Posted: Sun Jun 30, 2013 12:58 pm
by strawman
Somehow the idea of doing that with Cheerios makes it appropriate. As well as hilarious.
I can't wait for the next installment of the medical microfiction blog.

Re: Exposed!

Posted: Mon Jul 01, 2013 4:19 pm
by Varda
strawman wrote:I can't wait for the next installment of the medical microfiction blog.
I would totally take you up on this dare, except for the fact that my mom reads my blog, and that means losing the one reliable hit I get every single day.

Now if someone wanted to write me a guest post, it's always possible I'd accidentally hit that "publish" button anyway and assure me mum that I had nothing to do with it. :P

Re: Exposed!

Posted: Mon Jul 01, 2013 4:42 pm
by strawman
Thanks to the inexorable karmic power of the Drabblecast, we await the inevitable revelation that your mom is Dr. Bonzai.