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Imagination Is A Wonderful Thing

Posted: Tue Jul 02, 2013 12:08 pm
by PhineasQP
The new psychiatrist enters my cell. I refuse to speak at first, but eventually I tell of the beast that killed my parents so many years ago. It's clear he doesn't believe me.

I describe the blood pooled on the floor, sprayed on the walls. It's a grisly tableau I relive each time I attempt sleep.

Yes, the knife was in my hand when the police found me, but I’d grabbed it for defense against someone I’d once trusted.

The doctor repeats what they’ve all said.

“You killed your parents. The tiger isn’t real. You know that, don't you, Calvin?"

Re: Imagination Is A Wonderful Thing

Posted: Tue Jul 02, 2013 12:17 pm
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
I normally would think this was great, but this is pretty much straight out of a Robot Chicken episode:



I think there might have also been a parody, print cartoon almost exactly the same.

Re: Imagination Is A Wonderful Thing

Posted: Tue Jul 02, 2013 12:24 pm
by PhineasQP
Well crud. I guess I can't get mad that someone stole my idea before I even thought of it, can I?

They even did it way better than I did!

Re: Imagination Is A Wonderful Thing

Posted: Tue Jul 02, 2013 12:29 pm
by Varda
I'd not heard the joke before, so I much enjoyed this one. Just chalk it up to convergent evolution?

Re: Imagination Is A Wonderful Thing

Posted: Tue Jul 02, 2013 7:39 pm
by strawman
Well shit, Edgar Winter did the same thing to me with Frankenstein.

Re: Imagination Is A Wonderful Thing

Posted: Wed Jul 03, 2013 1:11 am
by ROU Killing Time
Iain Banks did the same thing to himself.

Re: Imagination Is A Wonderful Thing

Posted: Wed Jul 03, 2013 5:15 pm
by Flintknapper
I still liked the delivery even if it was featured on a post robot chicken episode.

As for Calvin and Hobbs, do they still run that comic? My wife was a big fan and has a ton of the collections from the 1990s, but I have not seen that comic in a long time. We may all be dating ourselves by referencing a cartoon that has been out of print for 20 years.

Re: Imagination Is A Wonderful Thing

Posted: Wed Jul 03, 2013 8:23 pm
by strawman
My good man, that is like saying we are dating ourselves to speak of last Thursday.
And you say you are old enough that you have a wife?

O, I see you didn't explicitly say that.
You said she used to be a fan.

What denomination practices that?
And what did she become?

Re: Imagination Is A Wonderful Thing

Posted: Wed Jul 03, 2013 11:13 pm
by ROU Killing Time
If a time traveller dates himself is that homosexual or just temporal masturbation?

Re: Imagination Is A Wonderful Thing

Posted: Thu Jul 04, 2013 12:46 am
by strawman
ROU Killing Time wrote:If a time traveller dates himself is that homosexual or just temporal masturbation?
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Do you take yourself, to have and to hold, til death do you part?
-I do.

Re: Imagination Is A Wonderful Thing

Posted: Thu Jul 04, 2013 1:15 pm
by ROU Killing Time
strawman wrote:My good man, that is like saying we are dating ourselves to speak of last Thursday.
And you say you are old enough that you have a wife?

O, I see you didn't explicitly say that.
You said she used to be a fan.

What denomination practices that?
And what did she become?
An air-conditioner. Haven't you read Darwin?

Re: Imagination Is A Wonderful Thing

Posted: Thu Jul 04, 2013 1:46 pm
by strawman
ROU Killing Time wrote: An air-conditioner. Haven't you read Darwin?
Oh, so THAT'S what we're supposed to do with him.

Re: Imagination Is A Wonderful Thing

Posted: Thu Jul 04, 2013 3:29 pm
by Flintknapper
lol

Re: Imagination Is A Wonderful Thing

Posted: Fri Jul 05, 2013 7:34 am
by Scattercat
Does anyone else own the giant twenty-pound collector's edition of *all* of the Calvin & Hobbes strips in three massive volumes? (This is on top of my full set of the softback collections, purchased with allowances and after-school job paychecks as they came out.)

Just me, huh?

Re: Imagination Is A Wonderful Thing

Posted: Fri Jul 05, 2013 11:17 am
by strawman
Got a copy at our local coffee house.

Re: Imagination Is A Wonderful Thing

Posted: Fri Jul 05, 2013 10:38 pm
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
Scattercat wrote:Does anyone else own the giant twenty-pound collector's edition of *all* of the Calvin & Hobbes strips in three massive volumes?
I do. But my family insists that they're just some old National Geographic issues for some reason. Weird.

Re: Imagination Is A Wonderful Thing

Posted: Wed Jul 10, 2013 7:11 pm
by chemistryguy
This is one terrific thread.

Phineas, I think you have a good case for suing Seth Mcfarlane in an temporal court of law.