One morning, Dan’s shiny chrome toaster produced a slice of toast imprinted with the Virgin Mary. But it really got his attention when in quick succession it produced Buddha, Krishna, Oprah, Moses, Confucius, and Lionel Messi.
Dan was briefly confused by the one with the squiggles, but discovered it was Arabic for Mohammed.
The toaster showed no signs of stopping its miraculous performance. In the meantime, Dan’s tummy growled. Eating the wrong icon, however, might anger someone... powerful.
Better choose the one with the lightest punishment.
Hell was bad, but Dan knew soccer fans. He ate them all except Messi.
Dan's Pantheon
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Re: Dan's Pantheon
Always makes my guts Nurgle.Scattercat wrote:Lucky it wasn't Khorne-bread...
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Scattercat wrote:Lucky it wasn't Khorne-bread...
Let's call it pan-theism.
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